by day, you wish you could play your guitar but are too busy because you're working at the stupid donut store.
by night, you and your partner-in-crime lisa wu attack them baddies ninja style.
a normal person you are not. you like to make patches and buttons,
see the other crazy characters you might have been:
doozer moby costanza
bravo bubba gamroy
...how do ya like THEM apples?