you're phoebe chang!

i am the black karateka and co-defender of the pseudo martial arts.

by day, you wish you could play your guitar but are too busy because you're working at the stupid donut store.
by night, you and your partner-in-crime lisa wu attack them baddies ninja style. a normal person you are not. you like to make patches and buttons,


see the other crazy characters you might have been:
doozer   moby   costanza    bravo   bubba   gamroy

...how do ya like THEM apples?