you, sir, are nothing special. lord knows how many weezer worshipping, rock climbing, pasty white guys with your talent for freestyle rap i've met in this lifetime.
you are everybody's best friend because you are so damned fun - the 'trying on pink suits and telling the store clerk it's for a funeral' episode comes to mind.
the world needs more doozers, or at least as many as we can before they get annoying.

<a href="https://geek-rock.tripod.com/quiz/celtic.htm"><img src="https://geek-rock.tripod.com/quiz/doozer.jpg" alt="my camp counselor alter-ego is doozer! rad!" border="0"></a>

see the other crazy characters you might have been:
doozer   moby   costanza    bravo   bubba   gamroy

give me back my pants!