you are one of few words, a man of mystery. some would call you aloof, but that isn't necessarily the case.
in
addition to looking like all the members of weezer combined, you play a mean bagpipe and own a remarkable collection of folk band t-shirts.
you are shamelessly original and have an understated and well-developed sense of humor. we salute you.
see the other crazy characters you might have been:
doozer moby costanza
bravo bubba gamroy
give me back my pants!