you're costanza!

my camp counselor alter-ego is costanza! rad!

you are one of few words, a man of mystery. some would call you aloof, but that isn't necessarily the case.
in addition to looking like all the members of weezer combined, you play a mean bagpipe and own a remarkable collection of folk band t-shirts.
you are shamelessly original and have an understated and well-developed sense of humor. we salute you.


see the other crazy characters you might have been:
doozer   moby   costanza    bravo   bubba   gamroy

give me back my pants!